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Spring/Summer 2010
Excerpts from Elson Johnson’s Sermon
Baseball is talked about a great deal in the Bible; in the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second, Gideon rattled the pitchers, Goliath was put out by David and the Prodigal Son made a home run.
A minister preached a very short sermon. He explained, “My dog got into my office and chewed up some of my notes.” At the close of the service, a visitor asked, “if your dog ever has pups, please let my pastor have one of them.”
The doctor told Uncle Fudd that if he ran five miles a day for 300 days, he would lose 75 pounds. At the end of 300 days, Uncle Fudd called the doctor to report he had lost
the weight but he had a problem. “what’s the problem?’ asked the doctor. “I am 1,500 miles from home.”